Hey buddy wanna talk to you I got a friend in need a friend indeed I hear you got a few friends too Living up the stairs to sell their wares And they don't care 'cause they don't know that Ooooooh he's very lovely Ooooooh he's lost his one and on ly Women that he's ever had It sure is bad can you make him glad? Hey mister can you help him out Can you put him straight before it gets too late And show him what it's all about Hey mister where'd you get the dope? Which will it be to pay the fee? I guess that you can see from me So I'll be straight with you I'll tell the truth A friend in need is just really me /