Take a look at my girlfriend She's the only one I got Not much of a girlfriend I never seem to get a lot Take a jumbo across the water Like to see America See the girls in California I'm hoping it's going to come true But there's not a lot I can do Could we have kippers for breakfast Mummy dear, Mummy dear They got to have 'em in Texas 'Cause everyone's a millionaire I'm a winner, I'm a sinner Do you want my autograph I'm a loser, what a joker I'm playing my jokes upon you While there's nothing better to do, hey Ba ba da dum, ba ba, da-d'do da do da do Ba ba da dum, ba ba, da-d'do da do da do La la la, la la la, la la la la Don't you look at my girlfriend, girlfriend 'Cause she's the only one I got Not much of a girlfriend, girlfriend I never seem to get a lot - What's she got ? Not a lot Take a jumbo across the water Like to see America See the girls in California I'm hoping it's going to come true But there's not a lot I can do, hey Ba ba da dum, ba ba, da-d'do da do da do Ba ba da dum, ba ba, da-d'do da do da do Hey u-um, hey u-um, hey u-um, hey u-um Hey u-um, hey u-um, hey u-um, hey u-um La la la, la la la, la la la la