* always strum once [Intro] Who don’t like kids? Who don’t like kids? Who don’t like kids? Who don’t like kids? Who don’t like kids? Who don’t like kids?                             N.. [Verse 1] You got a cigar here’s a couple more because the offspring Are springing through swinging doors into a world Of "ain’t he cute he looks a lot like his father" and Here comes another [Verse 2 ] Of that proof that I’m not just a vegetable the little Proof that I’m more than a mineral the little Proof that I’m just like the next guy Whoever he may be             [Tag] Who don’t like kids? Who don’t like kiiids? [Chorus] Crawl walk running around Living proof that I’m really sound They’ll ensure I’m always around               [Verse 3] And your bit and my bit’ll do their dance to body rumblings And tumblings and rote romance and all the while I’m thinking deeply thinking hey what’s it gonna be Sod or celebrity [Bridge] (Boy or girl) (Boy or girl) Oh well its off to work And so long baby kiss ’em goodbye for me         [Tag] Who don’t like kids? Who don’t like kiiids? [Chorus] Crawl walk running around Living proof that I’m really sound They’ll ensure I’m always around (Who don’t like kids?) Who don’t like kids? (who don’t like kids?) Who don’t like kids? (who don’t like kids?) Who don’t like kids?          [Instrumental] * * *  * * * * * *  * * * * * *  * * * N.. [Verse 4] There’s more in the wings shall we bring them on or Shall we just sit and talk ’til the early morning and Recite sweet nothings sweet sweet nothings In everybody’s ear               [Tag] Who don’t like kids? Who don’t like kids? Who don’t like kids? Who don’t like kids?           [Chorus] Crawl walk running around Living proof that I’m really sound They’ll ensure I’m always around [Tag] N.C. Who don’t like kids? N.C. Who don’t like kids? N.C. Who don’t like kids? N.C. Who don’t like kids? [Chorus] Living proof that I’m really sound They’ll ensure I’m always around [Tag] N.C. Who don’t like kids? N.C. Who don’t like kids? N.C. Who don’t like kids? N.C. Who don’t like kids? [Chorus] Living proof that I’m really sound They’ll ensure I’m always around [Outro] * *  * *  * *  * * * *  * *  * *  * * * *  * *  * *  * * * *  * *  * *  * * * *  * *  * *  * * * *  * *  * *  * * * *  * *  * *  * * N.C.      (Who don’t like kids?) * *  * *  * *  * *