Happy hunting ground happy hunting ground   They don’t talk or act like you do Happy hunting ground happy hunting ground   No they sure don’t look like you   Who what when where and why everyday   Identify every disease   I drew a blank in my language and latin and spanish and greek   Thrown out thrown out so happy at first   I danced ’til I wore out my shoes   Now I’m in trouble I know it please let me back into school   Chorus: Back in the happy hunting ground   Where all around are fair fair game   I need the happy hunting ground   ’Cause all around it’s not the same   How to say it and not to offend   Well you’re still inside it’s OK   As soon as a girl leaves the refuge out go the reason they’re great   Hips are spreading and never a smile   They always demand that they drive   Well I’ve got to get back inside there where at least they’re alive   Chorus   Happy hunting ground happy hunting ground   They can sort of dance like you do   Happy hunting ground happy hunting ground   But they just can’t last like you   Some are coming to learn how to read   Others to learn how to write   But I want a better selection it’s larger but poorer outside   It’s fair fair game inside   It’s fair fair game inside etc. Chorus   It’s fair fair game inside etc.   Chorus by: José Duarte [email protected]