I’ve just come back from England with astounding scientific sort of news There exist in England living creatures much the same as me and you. Sure it sounds fantastic though but facts are facts most everywhere That was in New York it was in Paris maybe the coast of Peru No no no no not fair it was England Yes it was it was England Yes it was it was in her coal How was England weather? much like ours but with a moister sort of air. Their communication? much like ours but with a drier sort of air. Reproduction? good question: quite a big surprise in there: That’s just like New York just like Paris just like the coast of Peru No no no me and her there in England Me and her there in England Me and her there in England oh No no no lots of fun there in England Lots of fun there in England Lots of fun there in England oh England oh England England oh England... England oh England England oh England... (repeat 4X) No no no lots of fun there in England Lots of fun there in England Lots of fun there and you know ? Allright I could tell you darling that you feel it’s just some wild fantasy. In a parallel existence where we thought we masters really ought to be Sure go on and doubt it that I dreamt it up but friend I know That everywhere is just like England everywhere is just like England And England’s just like everywhere I know No no no Everywhere is just like England Everywhere is just like England And England’s just like everywhere I know by: José Duarte [email protected]