ok guys I can't seem to find a good chords tab for this song, so based of ear and live performances here's what I think. I like to play it acosutic like they do in their performance in Denver. Capo 3 chords are (022000) (021000) (020000) (320003) or (355433) and (024442) end of second measure strum the G and B regularly 3 times) (arpeggiate verse if you want to it doesn't matter that much) Give us this day our daily dose of faux affliction Forgive our sins forged at the pulpit with forked-tongue-selling faux sermons 'Cause I am a new wave of gospel sharp and you'll be thy witness So gentlemen if you're gonna preach. For God's sake, preach with conviction Strike up the band! Whoa, the conductor is beckoning Come, congregation, let's sing it like you mean it. No. Don't you get it? Don't you get it? Now don't you move. Strike up the band! Whoa, the conductor is beckoning Come, congregation, let's sing it like you mean it. No. Don't you get it? Don't you get it? Now don't you move. Just stay where I can see you douse the lights! We sure are in for a show tonight. In this little number, we're graced by two displays of character We've got: the gunslinger extraordinaire walking contradiction And I for one can see no blood from the hearts and the wrists you'd allegedly slit And I for one won't stand for this. If this scene were a parish, you'd all be condemned. Strike up the band! Whoa, the conductor is beckoning Come, congregation, let's sing it like you mean it. No. Don't you get it? Don't you get it Now don't you move Strike up the band! Whoa, the conductor is beckoning Come, congregation, let's sing it like you mean it. No. Don't you get it? Don't you get it? Now don't you, don't you move (I'm not 100% sure on the bridge so feel free to submit a correction) Just Stay where I can see you douse the lights. We sure are in for a show tonight! Stay where I can see you douse the lights. We sure are in - Stay where I can see you douse the lights. La da da da da da da da da da da da da da La da da da da da da Strike up the band! Whoa, the conductor is beckoning Come, congregation, let's sing it like you mean it. No. Don't you get it? Don't you get it Now don't you move Strike up the band! Whoa, the conductor is beckoning Come, congregation, let's sing it like you mean it. No. Don't you get it? Don't you get it Now don't you move, don't you move!