Intro: Strum for 8 beats Wonder  if   I       gave  an  Oreo To  the  Big  Bad  Wolf  how  would  the  story  go? Would  he  still  go  huff  and  puff? Or  would  he  bring  those  pigs  cool  stuff?                                       (hold 4 beats) To  decorate  the  deck  he  helped  them  build.                      (continue into short Instrumental) Would  they  not  get  killed? Short Instrumental: Strum for 4 beats Wonder  if   I       gave  an  Oreo To  a  vampire       in  a  creepy  show Would  he  not  act  so undead? would  he  thirst  for  milk  instead?                                      (hold 4 beats) I’ve  just  got  this  feeling  that  it  might  work         (continue into next part) out  all  right. Cause  cream  does  wondrous  things Inside  a  chocolate  sandwich  dream. If  I  gave  ’em  to  great  white  sharks Would  they  share  ’em  with  baby  seals? Would  they  call  up  a  giant  squid  for  a  friendly  meal? Wonder  if   I       gave  an  Oreo... Wonder  if   I       gave  an  Oreo...                                  (hold until end) What  if   I  gave      an  Oreo  to  you?