Intro/ post Chorus E------------| B------------| G-9---9-7-6-7-----9---9-7-6-7-----9---9-7-6-7-----9---9-7-6-----| D---7------------7------------7------------7-------7---| A------------| E------------| Hello dear there somthin’ on my mind There somethin’ between us I can’t find Can please please show me the light Because with you I refuse to fight     It’s cause you have a new girlfriend She gives you better head then me        It’s cause that guy that you hide I heard he can make you scream         I guess I’m a shmo   You have better people to fuck then me I guess that I’m the jerk That lets you fuck who ever you please Post Chorius We used to have such good times You lay before me as I tell you my mind I listen as you talk about some girl You said some day she’d be your wife     I guess I’m a shmo   You have better people to fuck then me I guess that I’m the jerk That lets you fuck who ever you please Post Chorus By the way Bitch! You kiss my god damn ass      Eat shit and die you dirty fuckin’ slut Fuck off you stupid fuckin’ cunt I hope you choke on toxicshock           You fuckin’ Duchebag