[Intro] |   |   |   |   |   |   | [Verse 1] I don’t feel like movin’ I don’t feel like talkin’ I’m feelin’ a little Stephen Hawking today         I barely feel like rollin’ There’s no way I’m rockin’ I’m feelin’ a little Stephen Hawking hey hey hey          [Chorus] When I saw him on TV I thought he looked crazy Then my friend John told me that he’s just really lazy So lazy he could only write A Brief History of Time He maybe smart but to me he’s just a creepy narcoleptic mime [Verse 2] I wanna be like Stephen So I’m gonna walk uneven And havin’ a little trouble breathin’ Hеy hey hey          I’m gonna live by gravitational law I’m gonna try to drink a cheesеburger through a straw And make my hand look more like a lobster claw Hey hey hey          [Chorus] But bein’ Stephen must be kind of a drag It looks like even his teeth are startin’ to sag I thought he had a tail he was tryin’ to wag But then I learned the tail was a tube ’Cause he’s so lazy that he poops in a colostomy bag [Outro] Oh Stephen oh Stephen You give me somethin’ to believe in Don’t wanna hear ’em don’t wanna see ’em I think he might have melted in a wax museum Oh Stephen oh Stephen Are you a robot posin’ as a human bein’? Oh Stephen oh Stephen You used to give us all a super creepy feelin’