I was backstage at a festival in Germany talking to a cute fair skinned brunette I asked her if she wanted to have a beer and if she liked our set I noticed that her hair was longer in the back I figure that's cuz she's Canadian That's why I was surprised when she told me she was fully Lesbian That's when I realized it was Sara,      or maybe it was Tegan     I'm pretty sure that it was Sara Cause Johnny Sampson said she was the cooler one   I told her I was a big fan of her band She asked me if I had a favorite song I admitted that I'd never actually heard them, but I like k.d. lang I told her this Jew knows about the Juno's And how they got robbed three times in a row And then I asked her if she knew of anyone who was selling pills or blow That's when I creeped out Sara       or maybe I just pissed her off     When I asked her if her sister and her had ever had a threesome ?        Where they both ganged up one girl a forgy or a fivesome ?        Do they think strap-ons are groovy, and had they ever seen the movie Bound and did they like Jennifer Tilly,       did they like Jennifer Tilly ?    Sara said she preferred Gina Gershon, Angelina Jolie In the Gia movie that was on HBO And  These Walls Could Talk made Tegan cry a lot After that I forgot what she said That's the problem with Diazepam,    so many things I don't remember    But I've got a sinking feeling, it's not that I'm a clairvoyant But I think that I creeped out Sara,     I was creeping out on Sara        I hope it wasn't Tegan,     cuz Matt Skiba said she is the cooler one