...EVERY SPERM IS SACRED... by Monty Python ------------................ *from ’Monty Python Sings’ (1989)* Intro: There are Jews in the world there are Buddhists There are Hindus and Mormons and then; There are those that follow Mo-hammed but; I’ve never been one of them. Verse 1: I’m a Roman Catholic And I have been since before I was born. And the one thing they say about Catholics is; They’ll take you as soon as you’re warm. Verse 2: You don’t have to be a six footer; You don’t have to have a great brain. You don’t have to have any clothes on; You’re a Catholic the moment dad came because... Chorus 1: Every sperm is sa-cred every sperm is great. If a sperm is was-ted; God gets quite i-rate. Chorus 2: Every sperm is sa-cred every sperm is great. If a sperm is was-ted; God gets quite i-rate. Chorus 3: Let the heathen spill theirs on the dusty ground. God shall make them pay for each sperm that can’t be found. Chorus 4: Every sperm is wan-ted every sperm is good. Every sperm is need-ed in your neighbour-hood. Chorus 5: Hindu Taoist Mor-mon; spill theirs just any-where. But God loves those who treat their semen with more care. Chorus 6: Every sperm is sa-cred every sperm is great. If a sperm is was-ted; God gets quite i-rate. Chorus 7: Every sperm is wan-ted every sperm is good. Every sperm is need-ed in your neighbour-hood. Chorus 8: Every sperm is use-ful every sperm is fine. God needs every-bo-dy’s; mine and mine and mine. *KEY CHANGE*                                   ------------                                   Interlude:          /              (x2) Chorus 9: Let the Pagans spill theirs o’er mountain hill and plain; God shall strike them down for each sperm that’s spilt in vain. Chorus 10: Every sperm is sa-cred every sperm is good. Every sperm is need-ed in your neighbour-hood. Chorus 11: Every sperm is sa-cred every sperm is great. If a sperm is was-ted; God gets quite i-rate... Outro:        (n.)    CHORD DIAGRAMS:                                ---------------                                                                                / EADGBE  EADGBE  EADGBE  EADGBE  EADGBE EADGBE  EADGBE  EADGBE x02223  xx0232  320003  020100  xx0212  323000  x32010  x20010                               /           EADGBE  EADGBE EADGBE  EADGBE  EADGBE EADGBE  EADGBE  EADGBE x02013  x35543 x68886  686766  466544  366544 131111  x68686                   /          EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE  EADGBE  EADGBE EADGBE        466444  464544  x46664 x36664  686666  x46654