[Verse 1] Well I once knew a man who was going insane He let love chase him right up a tree    It took the police and a fire truck Just to bring him back down Oh I hate it when that happens to me [Verse 2] It made the front page of the paper The gossip tongues wagged Why they even showed it all on TV   Now if he should live forever He won’t live it down Oh I hate it when that happens to me [Bridge] Dogs bites Man Man loses girl Oh what did he ever do Wrong in this world?   [Instrumental]             / /                                                     [Bridge] Dogs bites Man Man loses girl Oh what have I ever done Wrong in this world? [Verse 3] There once was a big buzz all over  town About a movie where the killer goes free Now he’s got every one’s sympathy Oh I hate it when that happens to me   Yes I hate it when that happens to me