I packed my bags and bought myself a ticket For the land of the tall palm tree Aloha Old Milwaukee Hello Waiki ki I just stepped down from the airplane When I thought I heard her say Waka waka nuka nuka waka waka nuka nuka Would you like a lei? Eh? Let’s talk dirty in Hawaiian Whisper in my ear Kicka poo ka maka wa wah wahini Are the words I long to hear Lay your coconut on my tiki What the hecka mooka mooka dear Let’s talk dirty in Ha waiian Say the words I long to hear eoc It’s a ukelele Honolulu sunset Listen to the grass skirts sway Drinking rum from a pineapple Out on Honolulu Bay The steel guitars all playing While she’s talking with her hands Gimme gimme oka doka make a wish and wanta polka Words I under stand I boughta lota junka with my moola And sent it to the folks back home I never had the chance to dance the hula I guess I should have known When you start talking to the sweet wahini Walking in the pale moon light Oka doka what a setta knocka rocka sis boom bocas Hope I said it right