Email: Intro: February morning my car won’t start today I turned the key at 8:03 and the battery passed away Inside a’ my automobile I want my automobile I want my automobile I want to drive it all around this world Bride’s gettin’ married in the Springtime Widow’s gettin married in the Fall I got married in high school Or I wouldn’t of got married at all I’d be drivin’ my automobile Be drivin’ my automobile Be drivin’ my automobile I wanna drive it all around this world Everybody said to the new groom Groom what ya gonna be I said I’m gonna be a symphony Just as soon as I find a key To my automobile I want my automobile I want my automobile All around this world Break: Columbus sailed the ocean Moses parted the sea Dolores left me yesterday Well I think she took the key To my automobile I want my automobile I want my automobile Wanna drive it all around this world Now I held a little bitty baby I held a woman all night Whenever I get the hiccups I hold my breath ’til my head gets light Then I drive my automobile Yeah I drive my automobile I drive my automobile I’m want to drive it all around this world (Repeat Break) February morning my car won’t start today I turned the key at 8:03 and the battery passed away Inside a’ my automobile I want my automobile I want my automobile I want to drive it all around this world (Spoken) It is a beautiful day for a ride Hey get your head down I can’t see anything Someone give me a cigarette I don’t want to take my hands off the wheel We ought to take the air filter off this sucker. So we can see what it will really do. Uh oh it looks to me like a HOS-PITAL Zone Everybody get quiet. Shhhhhhhh. Don’t wake the dead up. We’re almost out. Hang on. Uh Oh here we go. Well you can just hold it until we get to the next town.