Email: Intro: Back before I was a movie star Straight off of the farm I had a picture of another man’s wife Tattooed on my arm With a pack of Camel cigarettes In the sleeve of my tee shirt I’m headin’ out to Hollywood Just to have my feelings hurt Chorus: That town will make you crazy Just give it a little time You’ll be walking ’round in circles Down at Hollywood and Vine You’ll be waitin’ on a phone call At the wrong end of a broom Yes that town’ll make you crazy Crazy as a loon So I headed down to Nashville To become a country star Every night you’d find me hangin’ At every honky-tonk and bar Pretty soon I met a woman Pretty soon she done me wrong Pretty soon my life got sadder Than any country song That town will make you crazy Just give it a little time You’ll be walking ’round in circles Lookin’ for that Country Rhyme You’ll be waitin’ on a phone call At the wrong end of a broom Yes that town’ll make you crazy Crazy as a loon So I gathered up my savvy Bought myself a business suit I headed up to New York City Where a man can make some loot I got hired Monday morning Downsized that afternoon Overcome with grief that evening Now I’m crazy as a loon So I’m up here in the north woods Just staring at a lake Wondering just exactly how much They think a man can take I eat fish to pass the time away ’Neath this blue Canadian moon This old world has made me crazy Crazy as a loon Lord this world will make you crazy Crazy as a loon