Intro: | | Well if you’re lookin’ for a good time Look hard as you want but you ain’t gonna find The kinda good time you will Come ev’y Friday Saddidy evenin’ | | | At the Top Hat Bar and Grille Well at the Top Hat Bar and Grille There is a waitress name of Lil Well she’s a honky tonky little bit chunky . divorcee She wear dem tight hippy hugger slacks You can believe me when I tell you Jack That she a dancin’ prancin’ hard romancin’ p-i-e-c-e And she can do the boogie woogie she can do the boogaloo And she can do the hootchie cootchie Oh she knows how to nasty too So if you’re lookin’ for a good time Look hard as you want but you ain’t gonna find The kinda good time you will Come ev’y Friday Saddidy evenin’ | | | At the Top Hat Bar and Grille Well at the Top Hat Bar and Grille They got this bouncer name of Gil Well he a honky tonky . heavily funky . ex-marine He wear dem skintight body builder shirts And Jack he’ll knock you out into the dirt But if you got no money or you try to be funny . Then mother you gonna see that man gonna do the boogie woogie He gonna do the boogaloo he gonna do the hootchie cootchie And he’ll be doin’ all his dancin’ on you So if you’re lookin’ for a good time Look hard as you want but you ain’t gonna find The kinda bad time you will Come ev’y Friday Saddidy evenin’ | | | At the Top Hat Bar and Grill | | . Lookin’ for a good time | | | | | . Lookin’ for a bad time So if you’re lookin’ for a good time Look hard as you want but you ain’t gonna find The kinda good time you will Come ev’y Friday Saddidy evenin’ | | | | | <> | At the Top Hat Bar and Grille