Intro Verse 1 I am your neighbor I seem most respectable But underneath I’m an nimiquitous toad So many dreadful mishaps have befallen you Down at the end of your road And I live down the end of your road Verse 2 I’m working on ways to remove you from paradise -> From your lawn and your new swimming pool I place broken bottles in your geraniums Sabotage your gardening tools And I live down the end of your road Chorus -> By day I am a real estate { agent } gentleman I deal in fine properties cheap at the price Under dark I plan my most devious practices Which you might not think very nice Verse 3 Designing a system to reverse your plumbing -> Welling up as you sit on your private throne All kind of vile and despicable nasties You would rather not have in your home And I live down the end of your road Solo Verse 4 Dispensed loathsome creatures in your drawing room Sent doggy poo-poos in your morning mail -> Rat’s heads and larks wings set your tongues turning And your houses will soon be for sale And I live down the end of your road Yes I live down the end of your road Well I live down the end of your road And I live down the end of your road Down at the end of your road Yes I live down the end of your road I live down at the end of your road I live down at the end of your road