RIFF1 E------------| B------------| G--10-10-10-10-10-10-10-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-| D------------| A------------| E------------| RIFF1a E------------| B---7--7--7--7--7--7--7------------| G------------9-9-9-9-9-9-9-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-| D------------| A------------| E------------|   RIFF2     RIFF3               RIFF4 E-------|------------|------------| B-------|------------|------------| G-------|------------|------------| D--10-9-|------------|7-7-7-8-10-7-7-7-8-10| A-------|-7-7-7-8-10-7-7-7-8-10|------------| E-------|------------|------------|       RIFF3*                    RIFF4* E------------|------------| B------------|------------| G------------|------------| D------------|------------| A------------|-0-0-0-1-3-0-0-0-1-3--| E-0-0-0-1-3-0-0-0-1-3--|------------| *Second Guitar Intro:              x4   RIFF1 x2 RIFF1a x2 RIFF2 RIFF3 Verse ( RIFF3 ) I was riding on a concrete slab ( RIFF3 ) down a river of useless flab   ( RIFF4 ) it was such a murderful day   ( RIFF3 ) I heard a witch-doctor say   Chorus "I’ll turn you into a toadstool"   ( RIFF3 ) Now I’m looking for the joke with a microscope   Verse ( RIFF3 ) my muscle’s twitching on your words ( RIFF3 )   if you’re on the streets you lose your nerves   ( RIFF4 ) divinity throws you a curve   ( RIFF3 )   sticks you and then you go berserk   Chorus as life goes by you in a blur   ( RIFF3 ) Leaves you murmuring a dirty word x4 x2 - Riff 3 Verse ( RIFF3 ) page out of a comic book   ( RIFF3 ) a chicken hanging on a hook   ( RIFF4 ) a river and a babbling brook ( RIFF3 )  a sermon and a teenage hook   Chorus shaking my hand at your fake face   ( RIFF3 ) a suicide a certain look   Verse ( RIFF3 ) a microphone a blues guitar   ( RIFF3 ) people feeling near and far   ( RIFF4 ) stupidity a mental scar   ( RIFF3 ) put cruel into cruelty   Chorus abhorring     no  inspiration   ( RIFF3 ) an alcoholic at the bar ( RIFF3 ) everything just goes to far   x4 x2 RIFF 1x2 RIFF2 RIFF3   x2 RIFF1ax2 RIFF2 RIFF3 Verse ( RIFF3 ) I was pissing on the desert sands   ( RIFF3 ) when the desert whispered to me   ( RIFF4 ) "damn! isn’t this a shame?   ( RIFF3 ) things will never be the same..."   Chorus I run this gas and oasis    ( RIFF3 ) now I’m looking for the joke with a microscope   Verse ( RIFF3 ) I was a teenage dinosaur   ( RIFF3 ) stoned and obsolete   ( RIFF4 ) I didn’t get fucked and I didn’t get kissed   ( RIFF3 ) I got so fucking pissed Chorus using my head for an ashtray   ( RIFF3 ) now I’ll tell you who I am   Outro ( RIFF3 ) I’m the repo-man   ( RIFF3 )       and I’m looking for the joke   ( RIFF3 )      looking for the joke   ( RIFF3 )   I’m looking for the joke with a microscope... Repeat and fade