[Intro] [Verse] I’m bored I’m the chairman of the bored I’m a lengthy monologue I’m livin’ like a dog I’m bored [Bridge 1] I bore myself to sleep at night I bore myself in broad daylight [Verse 2] ’Cause I’m bored just another slimy bore [Bridge 2] I’m free to bore my well-bought friends And spend my cash until the end [Interlude] ’Cause I’m bored I’m bored I’m the chairman of the board [Verse 3] I’m sick I’m sick of all my kicks I’m sick of all the stiffs I’m sick of all the dips I’m bored [Bridge 3] I bore myself to sleep at night I bore myself in broad daylight [Interlude] ’Cause I’m bored I’m bored just another dirty bore All right doll-face come on and bore me [Solo] [Verse 4] I’m sick I’m sick of all my kicks I’m sick of all the stiffs I’m sick of all the dips I’m sick [Bridge 4] I’m sick when I go to sleep at night I’m still sick in the broad daylight ’Cause I’m bored I’m bored I’m the chairman of the bored