WHAT THE WHAT As recorded by Deep Purple (From the 2020 Album WHOOSH!) [Intro]            [Verse 1] We goin’ out tomorrow gonna do it right Celebrate the fact that we’re still alive In that case we better make it tonight I’ll drink for us all  and you can drive My mojo working and I paid my dues I’m gonna break out my dancing shoes I’m gonna do what I do best I’m gonna spend my money till there’s nothing left [Chorus] So bad I been so bad I been so bad What the what happened to you last night? [Guitar Solo]      [Verse 2] Every bar in London had an old joanna And cats who could play rock and roll piano No-one cared a few teeth gone missing Everybody got up to sing Five string guitars and old skin drums On a river boat shuffle bunch a-drunken bums No way of knowing when the temperature dropped The moment was hot there was no time to stop [Chorus] So bad we were so bad we been so bad What the what happened to you last night? [Piano Solo]                    [Guitar Solo]                        [Verse 3] Long tall Sally and short fat Dave Arms and legs going every-ways They didn’t care about shape or size The fever of love was in their eyes Called every bad name under the sun They did the same to us we was just having fun He went up and she went down It didn’t really matter they just went to town [Chorus] So bad they were so bad they been so bad What the what happened to you last night? I was so bad  I been so bad I been so bad What the what happened to you last night? [Outro]