There once was a woman A strange kind of woman. The kind that gets written down in history Her name was Nancy her face was nothing fancy She left a trail of happiness and misery I loved her everybody loved her She loved everyone and gave a good return I tried to take her I even tried to break her She said I ain t for taken won t you ever learn? I want you I need you I gotta be near you I spent my money and I took a turn (x2) Oh got a strange kind of woman. She looked like a raver But I could never please her On Wednesday mornings boy you can t go far I couldn t get her but things got better she said Saturday nights from now on you re my star. She finally said she loved me I wed her in a hurry No more callers and I glowed with pride I m dreaming I feel like screaming I won my woman just before she died.