Intro : Oooonce there was this kiiiiid who Got into an accident and couldn't come to school But wheeeeeeeen he finaly came back His  hair had turned from black into bright white       He said that it was from when the cars had smashed soooo oooooo haaaaaaaaaard Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm,                  Ooooonce there was this girl  who Wouldn't go and change with the girls in the change room But wheeeeeeen they finaly maaaade her They  saw  birthmarks all over her body        She couldn't quite explain it, they'd always just  beeeeee-en eeeeeen  theeeeeeeeeere Mmmm  Mmmm  Mmmm  Mmmm,               Mmmm  Mmmm  Mmmm  Mmmm,                 But both girl and boy  were glad   Cause one kid had it worse  than that (3 mesures) 'Cause then there was this boy  whose Parents made him come directly home right after school And wheeeen they went to their  church They shook and lurched all over the church floor      He couldn't quite explain it, they'd always just goooooooo ooooone there   Mmmm  Mmmm  Mmmm  Mmmm,               Mmmm  Mmmm  Mmmm  Mmmm,                 Aaaah Aaaah Aaaah Aaaaaaaah  Ah Ah Aaaaaaaah   Aaaah Aaaah Aaaah Aaaaaaaah Ah Ah Aaaaaaaah Aaaah Aaaah Aaaah Aaaaaaaah Ah Ah Aaaaaaaah Aaaah Aaaah Aaaah Aaaaaaaah Ah Ah Aaaaaaaah