Band: Crash Test Dummies Standard tuning Tabs by JuliusH My first tab so could play the song. Please improve on it if you can :) I threw out a stupid common paperweight And it went out into the country To a place where other solid objects lie around Well it’s quite hard and so it’s probably still there And when I die it will still be somewhere === CHORUS === Ha-ha I’m outlived by that thing and stupid things like that -------------- A man once took a very famous photograph Went in books and even lectures Said it was a monster in the old Loch Ness Before he died his wife gave him a backrub He confessed his lie he took the picture in the bathtub === CHORUS === Ha-ha he’s outlived by that thing and stupid things like that -------------- Scientists have recently just found out About a fish they didn’t know of That lives along the bottom of the darkest seas It doesn’t need eyes it’s been there a long while Since back in the times of giant flying reptiles === CHORUS === Ha-ha I’m outlived by that thing and stupid things like that Ha-ha I’m outlived by that thing and stupid things like that