NEXT POSITION PLEASE As recorded by Cheap Trick (From the 1983 Album NEXT POSITION PLEASE) [Intro] People all over the world They get up they get down They get in they get out They get pushed they go back Start all over again Till they get to the end [Verse 1] I’m from a small town Had a poor family Mama was sick Papa worked the factory I led a rich life Never had to work hard House in the country Horses in my backyard [Chorus] Next position please Do I have to get down on my knees Next position please I’m in a hurry so hurry please [Verse 2] Read between the lines Learn a new message Read the latest book It’s a new twist Be the first one to have a new ideal You’ll never get bored with mirrors on the ceiling [Chorus] Next position please Do I have to get down on my knees Next position please I’m in a hurry so hurry please [Bridge] People all over the world They get up they get down They get in they get out They get pushed they go back Start all over again Till they get to the end [Verse 3] I wanna move up within the company I can do better with an opportunity Why don’t they use me instead of abuse me? I’m ten out of ten not some whore in some movie I wanna be the biggest gun in the world I wanna see the tits on every girl [Out-Chorus] Next position please You have to get down on your knees Next position please I’m in a hurry so hurry please Next position please You have to get down on your knees Next position please I’m in a hurry so hurry please Next position please You have to get down on your knees Next position please I’m in a hurry so hurry please Next position please You have to get down on your knees Next position please I’m in a hurry so hurry please