key: tuning: standard main riff G-----------5---------| D---7-7-5-7---7-5-----| A------------5-5-| E------------| intro play riff four times first verse play riff 8 times Stiff competition If I go up you take me higher Stiff competition And when I'm down you take me higher chorus There's ()stiff competition () ()all over the () () world () () () ()I screw you you screw () ()me They screw us here we go () ()again () () () bridge ()Oh () ()right () ()We have so much fun ()when we're toget()her ()When we're toget()her ()When we're toget()her interlude ()Now () () () I looked ()hard in your ()eyes It was ()love at first ()sight It took me ()minutes you're still ()waiting waiting for your ()turn your ()turn it won't be long repeat entire song second verse lyrics Stiff competition I work hard everyday of my life Stiff competition Get it up you take me higher outro- play riff until fade comments, questions, etc. to [email protected] -I'm here, I'm queer, I play 5-string bass