Intro : (x4) I took her out it was a Friday night   I wore cologne to get the feeling right We started making out and she took off my pants But then I turned on the TV And that's about the time she walked away from me    Nobody likes you when you're twenty-three   And are still more amused by TV shows What the hell is ADD ? My friends say I should act my age   What's my age again ?   What's my age again ? Instrumental : Then later on   on the drive home   I called her mom   from a pay phone   I said I was the cops   And your husband's in jail This state looks down on sodomy And that's about the time that bitch hung up on me   Nobody likes you when you're twenty-three   And are still more amused by prank phone calls What the hell is caller ID ? My friends say I should act my age What's my age again ?   What's my age again ? Instrumental :(x3)                And that's about the time she walked away from me   Nobody likes you when you're twenty-three   And you still act like you're in Freshman year What the hell is wrong with me ? My friends say I should act my age   What's my age again ? And that's about the time she broke up with me    No one should take themselves so seriously   With many years ahead to fall in line Why would you wish that on me ? I never want to act my age What's my age again ?   What's my age again ? Finale :(x3)