Blink 182 Dude Ranch 1997 MCA Records Chords used: Bb - x13331 F -  133211 Dm - xx0231 Eb - x68886 Cm - X35543 Intro: ---- x2 Verse 1:   Crossed the street Naked at night   Bent over to show some moonlight   Pulled out some beer and I gulped it down   Nude in a gutter is how I was found   Thrown in a police car and the door slammed   No noise just silence as I screamed my dick was jammed Now in prison for one month no one to see All I got is this guy Ben Dover Chorus:   Don’t like hesh don’t like rap Kicked ol’ Sally cause she’s fat I’m a jerk I’m a punk Took a shower cause I stunk Smoked a bong killed a cat Had my nuts attacked by rats Dad got nude I wore a thong For a hobby I make bombs Interlude: Fast: ---- x2 Slow: --- x2 Verse 2:   Went to a farm to tip some cows   Forgot that I left my pants down   Bent over to pick them up   Felt a twelve gauge right in my hum didi hum The famer took me to his house   Showed me the closet from the inside out   The police came and took me away   Saw Ben Dover again and he’s still gay (Repeat Chorus) Interlude: Fast: ---- x4 Slow: --- x2 (Repeat chorus) End on Bb(hold)