[Intro] [Verse 1] We’ll ask if we can have six in If not we’ll have to have two Well you’re coming up at our end aren’t you? So I’ll get one with you Won’t he let us have six in? Especially not with the food He could have just told us no though N.C He didn’t have to be rude You see her with the green dress? She talked to me at the bar Well how come it’s already two-pound fifty? We’ve only gone about a yard Didn’t you see she were gorgeous? She were beyond belief But this lad at the side drinking his Smirnoff Ice Came and paid for her Tropical Reef [Chorus] And I’m sitting going backwards And I didn’t want to leave I said "It’s High Green mate Via Hillsborough please" [Verse 2] Well how funny were that sketch earlier Up near that taxi rank? Oh no you would have missed it Think it were when you went to the bank These two lads squaring up proper shouting I were next in the queue The kind of thing that’d seem so silly But not when they’ve both had a few [Chorus 2] Well calm down temper temper You shouldn’t get so annoyed Well you’re acting like a silly little boy Oh they wanted to be men And do some fighting in the street He said "No surrender No chance of retreat" [Solo] e|------------| B|------------| G|------------| D|------------| A|--9-7--4------------| E|---------7-5-7-5--5-5-7-5-7-5---| |------------| |------------| D|------------7------7h9---| E|--7-5-7-5-5-2--0-2--5-7------------| |------------| |------------| D|--9-9-9p7-------7---9\7--9-9-9p7-------7----9\7--| A|----------9-7-9---9------------9-7-9---9-------| |------------| |------------| |------------| D|--9-9-9p7-------7----9\7--9/11-9-7-9--9/11-9-7-9-7--| A|----------9-7-9---9------------| |------------| |------------| |------------| D|--9-9-9-9--7-7-7------------7-9-10b| |------------9-9-9--7-7-7--9--------| |------------| [Chorus] And so why are they in the taxi? ’Cause I didn’t want to leave I said "It’s High Green mate Via Hillsborough please!" [Verse 3] Drunken plots hatched to jump it Ask around "Are you sure?" Went for it but the red light was showing And red light indicates doors are secure