Break a mirror                         Roll the dice                          Run with scissors                      ()                                       Through a chip pan fire fight Go into business with a grizzly bear      But just don’t sit down ’cause I’ve moved your chair                                   (Strum once)                                (4x) () ()()                            Find a well known hardman And start a fight                       Wear your shell suit                    ()                                  On bonfire night () ()                                          Fill in a circular hole with a peg that’s square But just don’t sit down ’cause I’ve moved your chair                                   Ooh... Yeah yeah yeah x2 ()                          Bite the lightning And tell me how it tastes Kung Fu fighting On your roller skates Do the macarena in the devils lair But just don’t sit down ’cause I’ve moved your chair                 (silence)        () Ooh... Yeah yeah yeah (3x) Ooh... (8x)