Fdim7   123131 [Intro] [Verse 1] Put your heavy metal to the test Might be half a love song in it all for you Timing wise it’s probably for the best Come here and kiss me now before it gets too cute [Chorus] Mr. Schwartz is staying strong for the crew Wardrobe’s lint-rolling your velveteen suit Smudging dubbin on your dancing shoes [Verse 2] Gradually it’s coming into view It’s like your little directorial debut As fine a time as any to deduce The fact that neither you or I has ever had a clue [Chorus] Mr. Schwartz is staying strong for the crew Wardrobe’s lint-rolling your velveteen suit Smudging dubbin on your dancing shoes [Bridge] And if we guess who I’m pretending to be Do we win a prize? Having attempted twice both incorrectly Do we get a third try? [Verse 3] The gloved hand’s reaching in to hit the switch There’s not one god damn thing that you can do about this [Chorus] Mr. Schwartz is having tea with the grips Asking after all the wives and the kids It’s at the heart of what the business is