[Intro] [Verse 1] e|------------| B|------------| G|------------| D|-----0-4-4-3---2-0-| x12 A|-2-2---------4-----| E|------------| 007 and Brucey Wayne Are shitting them sens because there’s another name Coming to claim what is his to claim Ten percent faster with a sturdier frame He’s certainly come into his own There’s one on his arm in every land that he roams And two consecutive nights alone Are a thing of the past as he has recently shown [Chorus] They said he looks so handsome stood not dancing Drawing you in like it’s boring to him It’s a war you can’t win and the first and the last Are two things you’ll never be my darling e|------------| B|------------| G|------------| D|-----0-4-4-3---2-0-| x12 A|-2-2---------4-----| E|------------| [Verse 2] begins with e|------------| B|------------| G|------------| D|--0-2-4-2-0--------| A|------------2-0-2--| E|------------| Another roll around and another push and shove Further away from the idea of love And his conclusion it must be good Or when the penny has dropped with an incredible thud Forgot to kick the tin He knows where she’s going but don’t know where she’s been And as opposed to the other thing He’ll worry about it when it’s trouble he’s in [Chorus] They said he looks so handsome stood not dancing Drawing you in like it’s boring to him It’s a war you can’t win and the first and the last Are two things you’ll never be my darling (Two things you’ll never be my darling) Two things you will never be my darling (Two things you’ll never be my darling) [Outro] Well he sneered and sniffed and spat at my chat up-lines Not to feel like a twat at times it’s hard But not for this kid not when they come to you   e|------------| B|------------| G|------------| D|-----0-4-4-3---2-0-| x4 A|-2-2---------4-----| E|------------|