Intro : Here's my keys, I want you to take them I think I'm gonna need you  to get back home Hold on to my hat I don't wanna lose it I couldn't stand for something else to be gone I'm sure you know the reason I'm here cryin' I think you'll understand why... Tonight, I'm the designated drinker I just lost the one that wrapped round her finger I need to get to where I can't think of her So tonight I'm the designated drinker   I came here to get you to help me I need a friend to see me through I hated to call I knew you wouldn't mind at all I know you know I'd do the same for you I'm not the kind that likes to drown my sorrows I may hate myself tomorrow But tonight, I'm the designated drinker I just lost the one that wrapped round her finger I need to get to where I can't think of her So tonight I'm the designated drinker We need to get to where we can't think of her So tonight we're the designated drinkers Oh ! tonight we're the designated drinkers