IF IT AIN’T ONE THING IT’S YOU ALAN  JACKSON VERSE  1 I guess It’s just not my day The wind blew my morning paper  away Then I cut my toe on a sliver of  glass From that storm door you  broke when you left here so  fast CHORUS If it ain’t one thing it’s you If you’ve  heard that I’m goin’ crazy it’s  true The wheels  seem to fall off whatever I  do If it ain’t one thing it’s you            VERSE  2 Well I rented that movie you  hate But that old VCR just chewed up the  tape Then I went to the freezer thought I’d cook me a  steak All I found was that  old piece of our wed-ding cake   REPEAT CHORUS BRIDGE But I never knew that I needed you so But now  that I’ve lost you I can’t let you go   REPEAT CHORUS Oh if it ain’t one thing...it’s you