I woke up the other night lyin’ on the floor Right beside of someone I’d never seen before She said my name’s Juliet but Romeo you ain’t That’s another good reason not to drink That’s another good reason not to drink When I’m sober I’m almost a saint If I keep goin’ on like this   I’ll end up like ole Hank That’s another good reason not to drink I can’t go see my best friend He said stay away Just because of what I said on his wedding day You oughta call her Sherman   ’Cause she looks just like a tank That’s another good reason not to drink That’s another good reason not to drink When I’m sober I’m almost a saint If I keep goin’ on like this   I’ll end up like ole Hank That’s another good reason not to drink Now I’m gonna sue the city about that police}man Last night as I left the bar   He stepped right on my hand He said are you drunk or blind I said let me think That’s another good reason not to drink That’s another good reason not to drink When I’m sober I’m almost a saint If I keep goin’ on like this   I’ll end up like ole Hank That’s another good reason not to drink That’s another good reason not to drink When I’m sober I’m almost a saint If I keep goin’ on like this   I’ll end up like ole Hank That’s another good reason Baby let me in I’m freezin’ Another good reason not to drink