[Intro] [Verse 1] Shut up and listen I will show you how it’s done The process with your diving board has already begun I can already tell that you’re thinking too small You need to build big or build nothing at all! I know it’s not politically correct to say But diving boards are tiny and well kind of gay I won’t hear another word about this diving board crap Let’s build something huge that puts Hamar on the Map! [Chorus 1] He’s the man who makes it bigger Tor can make it stronger Everything is better with Kraft He will use his power Maximize the tower - Tor Kraft! N.C. Priscilla? Cup of coffee No the small one The small one! Thank you! [Verse 2] You see everything looks better If you maximize If you like it then imagine it twice the size! Let’s multiply and magnify and double by ten And then triple and quadruple it again and again For location I’m thinking in the middle of the lake Pointless and expensive and hard to make Then we add a bridge built with floating cement And then we scale it up 500 percent! [Chorus 2] He’s the man who makes it bigger Tor can make it stronger Everything is better with Kraft Watch him use his power To maximize the tower - Tor Kraft! Quiet when he’s etching Silent when he’s sketching Genius at work - Tor Kraft Look he is on fire Architect Messiah - Tor Kraft! N.C. Yes yes yes! I did it! The tower is finished! Chorus 3 Genius creation Diving board sensation Lucky thing you chose Tor Kraft (The tower’s finished) (Kraft) You need it (Kraft) He makes it Kraft! He’s Tor Kraft! N.C. Kraft!