Every town I go in there's a street.. name of the street ha..Funky Funky Broadway. Down on Broadway..there's a nightclub. Now now name of the nightclub now baby.. Funky Funky Broadway. Down on Broadway there's a crowd now.. name of the crowd baby..Broadway Crowd. Down on Broadway yeah..there's a dance step..ha! Name of the dance..Funky Funky Broadway. Wiggle your legs now baby..shake your head up. Do the Shing--Ling now baby..shake shake shake now. You don't know baby..you don't know now woman. Do the Funky Broadway. (Instrumental) Dirty filthy Broadway..don't I like Broadway ha! At Broadway lookee here.. Down Broadway there's a woman..name of the woman ha!.. Broadway Woman. Down on Broadway yeah..there's a man ha!.. Name of the man now...