[Intro] [Verse 1] Don’t ever complain about nothin’ Before we can walk we all gotta crawl Halitosis is a word I never could spell But bad breath is better than no breath at all [Verse 2] It’s okay to say "Hello" to me But don’t get too near if you don’t wanna fall And don’t think you’ll love me if my breath melts the wall ’Cause bad breath is better than no breath at all [Chorus] I’ve been a-puffin’ on this and a-suckin’ on that I got feelin’ a thousand feet tall The closer we get you’ll have to agree That bad breath is better than no breath at all [Solo]    [Verse 3] I been talkin’ to the man in the mirror And he smells his diet is rot-gut alcohol But it’s better I guess than starvin’ to death And bad breath is better than no breath at all [Chorus] I’ve been a-puffin’ on this and a-suckin’ on that I got feelin’ a thousand feet tall The closer we get you’ll have to agree That bad breath is better than no breath at all