Mr Frump In The Iron Lung

verse 1:   I visit Mr. Frump in the hospital I see him most every day And when I see Mr. Frump in his iron lung This is what I hear him say static noises verse 2: You know Mr. Frump is my very best friend He’s never a chump or a tease He never tells me lies and best of all He never disagrees Bridge: I bring him candy and flowers every afternoon Sit down by his side and say "Hi" And then I ask him his opinion of the world situation And I wait for Mr. Frump’s reply and Mr. Frump would say static noises Outro Verse: Well unfortunately soon it came to be Mr. Frump’s dying day So now I bring to you the very last thing that Mr. Frump had to say frantic static noises Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaameeeeeeeeeeeeeeen!