[Intro] B|-----0-----1p0-------0-------3---|-----0-----1p0-------0-------3---| G|-------0-------0-----------0---0-|-------0-------0-----------0---0-| D|---2-----2---------2-----0-------|---2-----2---------2-----0-------| A|------------3------------|------------3------------| E|-0------------3---------|-0------------3---------| [Verse 1] A used pink bathrobe A rare mint snowglobe A Smurf TV tray I bought on eBay [Verse 2] My house is filled with this crap Shows up in bubble wrap Most every day What I bought on eBay [Chorus 1] Tell me why I need another pet rock Tell me why I got that Alf alarm clock Tell me why I bid on Shatner’s old toupee They had it on eBay [Verse 3] I’ll buy your knick-knack Just check my feedback "A++!" they all say They love me on eBay [Chorus 2] Gonna buy a slightly-damaged golf bag Gonna buy some Beanie Babies new with tag From some guy I’ve never met in Norway Found him on eBay [Bridge] I am the type who is liable to snipe you With two seconds left to go whoa Got PayPal or Visa What ever’ll please ya As long as I’ve got the dough [Verse 4] I’ll buy your tchotchkes Sell me your watch please I’ll buy (I’ll buy I’ll buy I’ll buy) I’m highest bidder now [Chorus 3] Junk keeps arriving in the mail From that worldwide garage sale (A Dukes Of Hazzard ashtray) Hey! A Dukes Of Hazzard ashtray I bought it on eBay [Chorus 4] Wanna buy a PacMan Fever lunchbox Wanna buy a case of vintage tube socks Wanna buy a Kleenex used by Dr. Dre (used by Dr. Dre) Found it on eBay [Chorus 5] Wanna buy that Farrah Fawcett poster Pez dispensers and a toaster Don’t know why the kind of stuff you’d throw away I’ll buy on eBay [Outro] What I bought on eBay