Any friend of Diane’s is a friend of mine Any friend of Diane’s is a friend of mine Home is where the heart is (Ooh) Any friend of Diane’s is a friend of mine verse 1 Working at Papa John’s I was making good bread Got a $20 tip on New Years’ And I moved out to the lake She drew me up a map with a fountain pen She took me to her mom’s house With the boys from down the way Any friend of Diane’s is a friend of mine Any friend of Diane’s is a friend of mine Home is where the heart is (Ooh) Any friend of Diane’s is a friend of mine verse 2 Head bang from the crowd; dive on the stage With black hair and a Smith’s shirt Meat is murder I asked her if she had a boyfriend she said no I asked her if she had a girlfriend She said "Hell I wouldn’t know" Any friend of Diane’s is a friend of mine Any friend of Diane’s is a friend of mine Home is where the heart is (Ooh) Any friend of Diane’s is a friend of mine Bridge Went down to the back of the river And she washed my dirty hands I’ve been hanging around in a cloud of shame Till she let me taste the cold water Break (x4) Verse Diane would help me pass out all the fliers I became a big shot and she got sick one day. I still have the map she drew for me I’d be lost without it. There’s so much I wanna say.   Any friend of Diane’s is a friend of mine Any friend of Diane’s is a friend of mine Home is where the heart is (Ooh) Any friend of Diane’s is a friend of mine