Intro: Well I’m a funky low-down easy guitar slinger Big drinker and honky-tonk and western swinger When it comes to love then I ain’t no beginner I will drive girls crazy with just one finger Well my daddy said "Son you’re just wastin’ time You’re never ever gonna make one single dime" It wasn’t hard for me to see all I was ever gonna be Was a guitar slinger        Well I was living the life of a guitar slinger Womens and wine and whiskey for dinner Oh I knew I was in trouble the first time I seen her I went and married that contemporary Christian singer yes I did Well now I run for home when it’s closing time I read my Holy Bible and I walk the mile I can’t wait to see what my baby’s gonna do to me A little guitar slinger                 Well there’s a few licks left in this guitar slinger Even though half of my stuff’s in the Cumberland River Well now all I really need is just one six stringer Yeah I might have slowed down a little but buddy I can still bring her. Hell I’ma gonna show her when it’s party time See everybody dancin’ and we’ll feel so fine If y’all just show up and shift for me I swear I’ll play for free I’ll be your guitar slinger Yeah I’ll be your little guitar slinger baby Outro || x times to fade