NC Oh what day is it? Man... [intro] [VERSE 1] I’m at my local Winn-Dixie Feelin’ kinda risky ’Cause I forgot my surgical mask And it seems the town is with me ’Cause man the looks are shifty I get from every person I pass (yup sorry) I’m just here to stock up on spirits And get a few things for my home So please can someone tell me Why all the toilet paper’s gone? [chorus] This ain’t no time to be sober This ain’t no time to be sober There’s a time and a place To hide your face And I’ve got nothin’ but time to waste yeah Yeah this ain’t no time to be sober [verse 2] I’ve had my fill of Zoom meetings Emotional eatings Since five o’ clock arrivin’ round noon (it’s stone time) And I swear this paranoia Man it can destroy ya Every time I cough I swear that I’m through I’m like six feet from my sanity Just tryin’ to get back And figure out why Carole Baskin Fed her husband to that cat (oh man) [chorus] This ain’t no time to be sober This ain’t no time to be sober There’s a time and a place To hide your face And I’ve got nothin’ but time to waste yeah This ain’t no time to be sober [solo] [bridge] I used to crack a beer and throw on the CMT But now I’m sippin’ vodka with the CDC and [chorus] This ain’t no time to be sober This ain’t no time to be sober This ain’t no time to be sober There’s a time and a place To hide your face And I’ve got nothin’ but time to waste yeah This ain’t no time to be sober [outro] I do believe we should share cheer But I’ll do mine from over here and This ain’t no time to be sober I can’t wait till it’s over