E/G# - xxx100 - 466544 - 466444 No Capo [Intro] 4 downstrums while muting all strings [Verse 1] All panic no disco Like a bird on a hippo No one ever saw you And that’s why you flew away-way Smiled at all the strangers A bunch of ’see you laterz’ How’s your summer? How’s your mama? Look at my new pen Moves too smooth Then moves too bumpy Wishing it was soft But it feels too lumpy Singing it all out At the karaoke Wishing you were Whitney But feeling croaky [Verse 2] You prepare for the party Combing your parting And then you go and realise Your hair looked better in the rain rain Two hundred perfumes And the colourful costumes It’s all too much for you But it’s too soon to leave the room [Chorus] You’ll find someone to fart with someone to fart with You’ll find someone to fart with fart fart fart fart [Verse 3] Find a really cool habitat And the truth about fancy hats No one saw the difference Grab the biscuit and cry    Jenny at the supermarket hates you But it’s good It’s not your fault the fruit Stickers don’t stick as they should [Verse 4] Not feeling likely Feeling quite unsightly Put on your best shirt For the old man on bus bus Stars are dead but we’re alive In the middle of night Come with up with a song And sing it to a frog [Chorus] You’ll find someone to fart with someone to fart with You’ll find someone to fart with fart fart fart fart [Verse 5] Fart   Somebody to fart with Somebody to fart with Somebody to fart with Fart   Somebody to fart with Somebody to fart with Somebody to fart with (You you you you) [Chorus] You’ll find someone to fart with someone to fart with You’ll find someone to fart with fart fart fart fart