Tom Rosenthal - My Lucky Pants Failed Me Again       [Verse 1] Touch wood thank my lucky stars kissed a new born babe today the flowers leap from the vase swerving ’round ladders not steping on the cracks The sheep will cheer me on with their baas         Magpies - give me two for joy I won’t need a ploy Today this big boy takes the prize I’ve got clover with four leaves it’s my time to achieve You can see victory in my ee-eee-eee-eeys. [Chorus] Sometimes the demise sometimes the world lies My hope’s down the drain my lucky pants failed me again       [Verse 2] Black cats - They won’t cross my path I will do this my love I will highfive the neighbors as I go Seize the bull by the horns give me fortune in all forms The greatest day the world will ever know       I’m a charm like a lovely Genghis Khan I’ll spread it near and far They say all the smiles descend from me. Touch my elbow if you can if you’re happy hold my hand       I’m the greatest optimist in the see-ee-eea-aa [Chorus] Sometimes the demise sometimes the world lies My hope’s down the drain my lucky pants failed me again               [Outro] My lucky pants failed me again    my lucky pants failed me again    my lucky pants failed me