[Intro] X2 I’m quite scared of Desmond and he’s not scared of me I don’t know what to do I don’t know how to be Shall I extend an olive branch? do I make him a cup of tea ? I don’t know how to be He searches guns on the internet He says he has a python for a pet He says he going to bring it in from home and I am going to be toast I’m quite scared of Desmond and he’s not scared of me He says he’s going to kill my whole family He says he’s left entire armies lying in his wake and Now it’s me he’s going to break He challenged me to fight in the yard His weapon of choice was a Christmas card. He hit me on the leg and he hit my really hard He said this is just a start I said Desmond oh Desmond can we talk this one through I’ll give it all up I’ll give it up for you You can have my favourite stapler and my pencil case too You can have the star wars puzzle that you can never do He says his willy is the size of France and Against him I don’t stand a chance Then he gave me the evilest eye and said "Wave your legs goodbye" I said Desmond oh Desmond can we talk this one through I’ll give it all up I’ll give it up for you You can have the house and the car keys too You can have my football stickers from 1992 I’m quite scared of Desmond I’m quite scared of him For he readily compare himself to Joseph Stalin He says his brother is the size of a large oak tree and He’s going to set him on me I’m quite scared of Desmond and he’s not scared of me I don’t know what to do I don’t know how to be Shall I extend an olive branch? do I make him a cup of tea ? I don’t know how to be http://www.tomrosenthal.co.uk/