I always heard that his herb was top shelf I just could not wait to find out for myself Don’t knock it til’ you tried it Well I tried it my friend And I’ll never smoke weed with Willie again I learned a hard lesson in a small Texas town He fired up a fat boy and passed him around The last words that I spoke before they tucked me in Was I’ll never smoke weed with Willie again (Chorus:) I’ll never smoke weed with Willie again   My parties all over before it begins You can pour me some old whiskey river my friend But I’ll never smoke weed with Willie again I hopped on his old bus the Honey Suckle Rose The party was Vegas it was after the show. Alone in the front lounge with just me and him       With one parting puff grim creeper set in. (Chorus) Now we’re passing the guitar and telling good jokes I know ones a-comin’ cause I’m smelling smoke No I do not partake I just let it pass by With a smile on my face and a great contact high (Chorus) In the fetal position with drool on my chin I messed up and smoked weed with Willie again