[Chorus] If women come a dime a dozen I ain’t got a penny Some Guys are getting’ way too much some guys don’t get any But if I had a nickel for every time I’d had enough I’d still be busted and heartbroken still be tryin’ to fall in love [Verse] I fell in love with Linda she didn’t love me back I went crazy over Chrissy she went crazy over Jack Maria down in Mexicomy Spanish Mona Lisa Tried to fly her back to Texas but she did not have a visa [Chorus] If women come a dime a dozen I ain’t got a penny Some Guys are getting’ way too much some guys don’t get any But if I had a nickel for every time I’d had enough I’d still be busted and heartbroken still be tryin’ to fall in love [Verse] Bought Renee a dozen roses all she did was make me beg Displayed my love for Donna with a tattoo on my leg There’s a tree where me and Carla carved our names with a pocket knife But like our love it burned down with a lightning strike [Chorus] If women come a dime a dozen I ain’t got a penny Some Guys are getting’ way too much some guys don’t get any But if I had a nickel for every time I’d had enough I’d still be busted and heartbroken still be tryin’ to fall in love [Instrumental] | | | | | Why does everybody say there’s lots of fish out in the sea? When I’m swimming after women they’re all laid up on the beach [Chorus] If women come a dime a dozen I ain’t got a penny Some Guys are getting’ way too much some guys don’t get any But if I had a nickel for every time I’d had enough I’d still be busted and heartbroken still be tryin’ to fall in love [Outro] Yeah busted and heart-broken still be tryin’ to fall In Love