If I Had One Written by Toby Keith & Bobby Pinson Recorded by Toby Keith [Intro]  x8 [Verse] Jack knife’d rig got the traffic stopped interstate lookin’ like a parkin’ lot Fatboy flyin’ on a fatboy bike weavin’ in and out and passin’ me by I honked my horn and shot the bird at that crazy S O B At deep down I was wishin’ it was me [Chorus] But if I had one I’d have to say I’d probably do the same dang thing Pull her to the shoulder and let that steel horse run I’d be hell on wheels if 2/4 I had 4/4 one [Verse] Called my brother said "How you been we ain’t been fishin’ since I don’t know when" He said "This graveyard shift’s a graveyard grind I got more bills than I got time" I’d love to wet a line but my wife’ll just stay on my case I said "I guess I know who wears the pants around your place" [Chorus] But if I had one I’d have to say I’d probably do the same dang thing Stay at home holdin’ my baby when the workday’s done Yeah I’d try to keep her happy if 2/4 I had 4/4 one [Bridge] Sittin’ on a barstool talkin’ to a lady She’s runnin’ my tab up callin’ me baby Buy her a drink she’ll let you chase her watch her shake her money maker [Chorus] But if I had one I’d have to say I’d probably shake it the same dang way Hike it up high as I could get it son I’d never buy a  nother beer if 2/4 I had 4/4 one [Outro] You know things would be differ  ent if 2/4 I had 4/4 one That’s what I’d do if I had one of those I’d do it just like that right... there Things’d be different if I had one too But I don’t     but if I had one