Intro /u>     Verse 1: Little Billy was the fattest kid     in his class Always the last in line All the other little kids would laugh      at him Said he died before his time Ha ha ha ha Ha ha ha ha Little Billy didn’t mind          Verse 2: Most of the kids smoked cigarettes Just to prove that they were cool The teacher didn’t know about the children’s games And Billy always followed the rules Ha ha ha ha Ha ha ha ha Little Billy didn’t mind          Bridge: Billy was big on the outside But there’s an even bigger man inside Ten million cigarettes burning every day And Billy’s still doing fine Verse 3: Now Billy and his classmates are middle-aged With children of their own Their smoking games are reality now And cancer’s seed is sown Ha ha ha ha Ha ha ha ha Little Billy didn’t mind          Verse 4: Most of them smoke maybe forty a day A habit Billy doesn’t share One by one they’re passing away Leaving all the rest in Billy’s care Outro Ha ha ha ha Ha ha ha ha Little Billy didn’t mind Ha ha ha ha Ha ha ha ha Ha ha ha ha Little Billy’s doing fine