Intro: One girl was called Jean Marie Another little girl was called Felicity Another little girl was called Sally Joy The other was me and I’m a boy ... My name is Bill and I’m a head case ... They practice making up on my face ... Yeah I feel lucky if I get trousers to wear Spend evenings taking hair pins from my hair I’m a boy I’m a boy but my Ma won’t admit it I’m a boy I’m a boy if I say I am I get it Put your frock on Jean Marie Plait your hair Felicity Paint your nails little Sally Joy Put this wig on little boy I’m a boy I’m a boy but my ma won’t admit it I’m a boy I’m a boy if I say I am I get it pedal} pedal} I wanna play cricket on the green Ride my bike across the stream Cut myself and see my blood I wanna come home all covered with mud I’m a boy I’m a boy but my ma won’t admit it I’m a boy I’m a boy I’m a boy